1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,640 [Plastic Bertrand: "Ça plane pour moi" in the background] 2 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,400 But how did you get together? 3 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,000 I'm trying to get dressed a little less Bremer, do you like it? 4 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,800 It's horrible. Like a sofa. 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,080 [sighs] 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,000 Today is the first lesson of Rossana Astri's course, 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,520 the only one also open to men. It's the perfect opportunity to destroy her. 8 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,680 Let's review the plan. 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,240 - Phase one... - Mm. 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,360 We arrive at the Belleville hotel. 11 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,760 Oh, Elena! 12 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,080 Elena. Treasure. 13 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,960 Is Nando still in India? Have you seen, Alfonso is there too? 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,320 We are beautiful, fragrant and invincible. 15 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,440 Phase two. 16 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,120 Smiles of circumstance until the beginning of the lesson, 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,760 then we sneak in, observe and... 18 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:00,880 let's listen. 19 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,960 Phase three. Advertising. 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,160 Fast movements, but discreet like a sirtaki, 21 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,400 do you know how to dance sirtaki? 22 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,160 Do I have the face of a sirtaki dancer? 23 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,039 - Attack. - [in chorus] Tac! 24 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:22,960 [indistinct buzzing and giggling] 25 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:30,080 Then we go out and we wait for the ladies with a drink. 26 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,520 [sigh] 27 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,000 [Giacomo] Margherita will be here today. 28 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,759 Don't play tricks on me. You use the method. 29 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,440 I'm not coming because Margherita is here, 30 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,240 I'm coming because I'm pissed off by Rossana. 31 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,720 Well done my son, well done. 32 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,280 [gong] 33 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,160 - Let's go, let's go. - [music fades] 34 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,080 [tense music in the background] 35 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,000 [indistinct buzzing and giggling] 36 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,600 [applause] 37 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,720 [Rossana laughs] 38 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,000 I can see it in your eyes. 39 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,400 You're wondering as we never invited 40 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,079 even your partners today, to participate. 41 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,320 Well, it's simple. 42 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,600 First of all, because they need to know that you are not satisfied. 43 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,160 And we'll take care of this. 44 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,120 And then because I want to do an experiment. 45 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,200 - But before this experiment... - Clear. 46 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,880 - Please. - ...I want to free you from a big lie. 47 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:06,520 That is, your partners they know what you want. 48 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,360 And so if you don't succeed to reach orgasm, it's your fault. 49 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 It's not like that! 50 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,600 It's a lie that men invented. 51 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,800 Women are not mysterious, 52 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,920 indeed, for many things they are absolutely basic. 53 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,840 And don't look at me like that, Don't make these faces, please. 54 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,160 You know it perfectly, especially for pleasure, 55 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,240 that we are absolutely simple. 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,600 But what are you giving it to me? Oh, and get it over with! Come on! 57 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,600 Before starting our experiment, I want you to look at your partners. 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,440 And what do you tell him? 59 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,200 The pleasure is all mine! 60 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,200 [in chorus] The pleasure is all mine! 61 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,400 The pleasure is all mine! 62 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,520 The pleasure is all mine! 63 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,720 Oh, and you busted my ear! But who is he? 64 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,840 You know very well what you want. 65 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,160 And there's nothing wrong with that to have desires 66 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,320 and say them out loud. Men do it all the time. 67 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,640 - [verse] - Who starts? 68 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,960 I want to feel free in my body 69 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,200 and experiment, without impositions. 70 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,680 - Good. - Did she already have a ticket? 71 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,720 I only get excited when they insult me, I don't want to change. 72 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,000 - Amen! - A slut. 73 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,440 - [Rossana] Then? - I want... 74 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,280 [sighs] 75 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,480 I want... 76 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,680 And say, Beatrice. Say it, say it. Free yourself. Aloud. 77 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,760 Yes. Okay. 78 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:39,200 I have never received oral sex and I really want to know what it feels like. 79 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,480 - [heavy breathing] - Very good. 80 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,520 - A round of applause for Beatrice! He did it! - [applause] 81 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,080 - Alfonso, quickly, bring him the ticket. - What do I do? I throw it to him? 82 00:04:47,159 --> 00:04:48,600 - Eh, just stand there. - I understand! 83 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,560 I have never come with my husband. 84 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,800 [laughs] 85 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,920 [cough] 86 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,520 - Never really. - [applause] 87 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,680 Congratulations. 88 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,080 Never! 89 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,040 Let's face it, when we want to please someone 90 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,400 we wear a mask. 91 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,160 Just enough to hear each other more interesting, more brilliant, 92 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,600 more mysterious, and at the same time more accommodating. 93 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,320 [Eva] Because a mask This is exactly what it's for. 94 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,200 To show off the best we can offer. 95 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,200 Hi, Eve. I brought you this. 96 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,080 Oh, and I didn't tell you, yes, I am a priest. 97 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,720 No, it doesn't work. Darnit. 98 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,240 [snorts] 99 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,159 [Eva] Besides, there's nothing wrong to disguise yourself a little, 100 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,880 but what happens when the mask falls? 101 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,640 Well, that's the moment of truth. 102 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,960 [sigh] 103 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,360 Do you mind giving me a sign? 104 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:44,159 What should I do? 105 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,680 [croaking] 106 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,880 Oh, you do that? So you know what? 107 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,680 Heads I tell him, tails, I'm waiting for a better time. 108 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,240 Cross. I wait. 109 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,400 Do you talk to yourself? 110 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,640 Oh. No, I'm not crazy. 111 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,120 I'm actually here for you. Last time you forgot your diary. 112 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,760 Oh, God, thank you! 113 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:14,400 No, sorry it's in here it's pretty much been there my whole life. 114 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,720 And... 115 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,480 Fancy a coffee? 116 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,120 Um... 117 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,680 - Yes, come on. Yes. - Oh. 118 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,040 [gong] 119 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,080 You don't have to do that. 120 00:06:38,159 --> 00:06:40,240 We really need it of this course, right? 121 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,720 Yes, but I remind you that we live in the same country 122 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,800 in which Marco Aurelio Coregoni writes that is, we women continue to rebel 123 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,159 here, we all remain spinsters. 124 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,000 Extraordinary woman Rossana, eh. 125 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,360 I heard your confessions, well, commendable courage. 126 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,480 The first step is to say, the second is to do. 127 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,440 This is the QR code, here are our services and pints. 128 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,920 - The pints? - The fee. 129 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,720 For next time of course. 130 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,520 But is it part of the course? 131 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,960 Sure, if not as you thought to make your wishes come true. 132 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,520 James Bremer. The pleasure is all mine. 133 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,680 - You hug me very tight. - HI. 134 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 But how do they speak? 135 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,760 - Margherita pizza. - Madonna. 136 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,600 But are you following me? Look, I have the right to my privacy. 137 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,080 - Privacy. - Yes. 138 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:43,159 May I know why you just told it in front of everyone 139 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,720 that you never came in your life. Why? 140 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,680 No. I told a lie. 141 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,840 - Eh. - I haven't been here for a year. 142 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,880 But sorry, what was I supposed to do? You explain it to me. What was I supposed to do? Huh? 143 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,400 Here in front of everyone, all those people, she so beautiful and I'm only one year old? 144 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,159 What am I, a poor thing? 145 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,400 [verse] 146 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,520 Go. 147 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,160 [Eva] Writing the autobiography of someone woman of that caliber, 148 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,280 when will it happen again? 149 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,440 However, I'll give you some advice. Never meet your idol. 150 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,800 You would be deeply disappointed. 151 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,200 Do you have an idol? 152 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,440 Eh... 153 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,960 Yes. Sort of. 154 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,960 But don't worry, I don't think I can meet him. 155 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,920 But I'm pretty sure that he is a good person. 156 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,320 I wouldn't trust it. 157 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,159 I was saying the same thing too, eh. 158 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,039 Look, they're all the same. 159 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,520 Actually, what I understood it's that the more famous they are, the more assholes they are. 160 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,320 What do you do? 161 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120 Eh... 162 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,760 Well, let's say, human resources. 163 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,640 Ah. In the company? 164 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:51,880 More or less, it's a big company with many, many employees. 165 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,040 - Handsome. - Yes. 166 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,560 Listen, hold it for a moment and I'll throw them away. 167 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,640 Oh, yes. 168 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,840 Good morning, Don Luigi. 169 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,280 Even just Luigi is fine. 170 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,640 Sorry, father. 171 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,240 Why "father"? Can't a single woman have a child? 172 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,480 Walk down the street with a man and immediately "father". 173 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,000 Pater. Patriarchy. 174 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,320 No, it's just a delicate topic. 175 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,840 It's not a delicate topic, Luigi. It's just that she's a really bad person. 176 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,880 - What did I say wrong, father? - Eh, how do I explain it to you? 177 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,320 Louis! 178 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,280 Goodbye, Nestor. Don't get down. 179 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,160 Damn poverty, damn... 180 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:31,920 We explored how much they can be subtle gender roles. 181 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,440 Now let's move on to our experiment. 182 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,440 Divide yourselves into pairs, please sit down. 183 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,600 Take the chalkboards. 184 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,680 Then, men will write what they think women like. 185 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,720 While women will write what he really likes. 186 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,920 Let's see what happens. 187 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,600 Bet you don't know me at all? 188 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,600 You bet I know you better than you? 189 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,840 Hi dear. 190 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,760 James! What are you doing here? 191 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,120 Clodette, I'll update you. 192 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,680 What is this stuff? 193 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,960 It's our QR code. 194 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,800 But for the aficionados there is also a discount. 195 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,640 Do you see that? Eh. 196 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,000 - Eh. - He's my husband. 197 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,400 Ah, the legendary Umberto. But was he dead? 198 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,240 - But get it over with! - Get it over with, he says. 199 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,080 [rhythmic music in the background] 200 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,520 Have you written? Let's read. 201 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,120 Dominant. 202 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,560 You keep Umberto under the lash, eh. 203 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,400 You don't understand the game. I write what you want, 204 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,800 you too write what you want. I mean, we only write what you want. 205 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,200 Understood? I mean, do you want that? But since when? 206 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,640 - Come on! Eh. - Oh, yes? 207 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,160 [Rossana] The next question. 208 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,080 No. 209 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,920 - Bites. - Yes. 210 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,560 - Go. - [verse] 211 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,200 Mh! 212 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,000 [Rossana] Because then we are a life with someone 213 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,040 who doesn't know us at all? - Yes. 214 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,280 [Rossana] Because we are afraid of being alone. 215 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,160 But it's not our fear, no. 216 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,360 It's a fear they taught us when we were little. 217 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,680 We don't need seducers. 218 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,800 I renew the offer, for the gangbang there is take 3, pay 2. 219 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,600 Don't let it slip away, eh. James Bremer. Are you interested in the topic? 220 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,200 Thank you. 221 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,640 And since we don't need men. 222 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,760 For the next financial year, men out! 223 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,160 Does he chase us? 224 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,240 Out! 225 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,320 [gong] 226 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,000 [Eva] Oh, a sniper, huh. 227 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,360 You managed to vomit on my jacket and on the shirt. 228 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,440 [verse] 229 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,600 - Can you get me a shirt from there? - From there? 230 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,680 Yes, yes. 231 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,160 Sorry, there's a mess. 232 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,200 I just didn't have time to make the season change. 233 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,440 If you search well, in those boxes there is a shirt. 234 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,280 [sensual music in the background] 235 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,360 Not here. 236 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,600 Look, give me the baby. 237 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,440 Search you who know best where things are. 238 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,560 Here you go. Oppela. 239 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,040 [snorts] 240 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,000 [snare drum rising] 241 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,880 What a beautiful TV you have. Very HD. 242 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,400 It's grandma's. 243 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,320 [from television] Darling, in the meantime retrograde you tell your sister, eh. 244 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,760 I am Marcus Aurelius Coregon. 245 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,840 No... 246 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,440 What the common man says, the common people. 247 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,920 That is to say that if these pissed off feminists 248 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,400 they never have a laugh they will end up remaining spinsters. 249 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,160 Oh, no, I forgot. You are proud to be spinsters. 250 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 Turn that shit off. 251 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,240 Yes, sorry. I didn't know... 252 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,080 That is, if it was for those like Coregone, 253 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,280 I couldn't have raise my son alone. 254 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,760 I imagine it's not easy manage everything alone. 255 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,400 Everyday things, but also the looks of the people. 256 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,920 And the pain of this unexpected solitude. 257 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,880 In what sense? 258 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,760 No, I say... I guess you didn't know that... 259 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,680 the child would not have a father. 260 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,520 Um... 261 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,920 I think it was more difficult, or not? 262 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,280 I mean, let me understand, Luigi. 263 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,840 You think I was seduced and abandoned? 264 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,920 - No? - No. 265 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,800 Ah. 266 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,920 I wanted a child on my own. 267 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,400 And I did it alone. 268 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,520 Sometimes things they are not always what they seem. 269 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,000 - Mm. - Mm. 270 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,160 But that's not the case with those clothes, that look like what they are. 271 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240 Old and ruined. 272 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,400 If you want I'll help you with the wardrobe change. 273 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,680 Let's make some busts with the things you don't want 274 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,920 and then, I know a place where we can give them to charity. 275 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,640 - Thank you. - Please. 276 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,320 You won the season change. 277 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,800 [Tom Sinclair: "Only me" in the background] 278 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,600 I won the season change. 279 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,360 [sound of pain] 280 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,400 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 281 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,600 Huh? 282 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,000 Excuse me. 283 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,880 - Ninth. - Sorry, did I hurt you? 284 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,200 I think so. 285 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,280 - [Beatrice] Do you want some ice? - Huh? Ninth. 286 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,960 Honey, some ice for me 287 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,320 and ice for that huge dickhead... 288 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,520 [music fades] 289 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,720 Hey. 290 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:00,920 [Alfonso] Hey. 291 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,800 - Come on, there's no need. - No, I hurt you very badly. Excuse me. 292 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,440 But no, no, you caught me with the edge, but not very strong. 293 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,280 I'm really sorry. Beatrice. 294 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,240 Alfonso, nice to meet you. 295 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,960 Why were you running away? 296 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,720 Oh, oh my. Eh... 297 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:19,040 Because Rossana wanted us to work on locating our... 298 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,200 deepest point, our knot... 299 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,840 Without fear and... without clothes. 300 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,600 - Well, interesting. - Yes? 301 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,040 - An interesting approach. - Interesting you say? 302 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,320 - Yes. - In short. 303 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,200 I'm ashamed to undress even in the gym, so go figure... 304 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,080 there among them all. 305 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,400 No, okay, that's what I meant it's that I have... 306 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,080 I'm afraid that this course it's not for me. 307 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,280 Why? 308 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,320 No, because Rossana says that men are useless, 309 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,680 that we have to do everything ourselves... 310 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,320 But, I think that... 311 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,040 Here, to solve it the problem I have... 312 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,160 The one you talked about when did you get up first, right? 313 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,440 - Did you hear? - I heard yes. 314 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,920 - What a shame. - Why? 315 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,200 - My God... - But no. 316 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,920 No, huh... I say to solve this problem 317 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,840 I think I could use a man... 318 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,440 I confirm it to you, yes, I would say that it is also preparatory. 319 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,640 No, it's just always been very bad with men. 320 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,720 And why? 321 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,440 For my mother. 322 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,080 Ah, in the sense that he didn't approve your boyfriends? 323 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,440 No, no, no, on the contrary. He approved of them. 324 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,400 - So what? - Yes, he tried them all. 325 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,880 I didn't understand, sorry... Your mother had to deal with... 326 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,080 He tried them, yes. 327 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,520 Intimately indeed. And I caught her too. 328 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,600 - But I don't believe it! Hand! - Yes, and several times. 329 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,560 Every time I caught her: "Oh my God, darling, what a bad picture!" 330 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640 Eh, imagine for me. 331 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,760 [Popa: "Io Lei E Tu" in the background] 332 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,480 Are these tickets yours? BremerandSons. 333 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,920 It's the promotion for new customers. 334 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,360 You know a lot of people have tried to screw me over the years, 335 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,560 almost all men. 336 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,360 Endangered by what I say, 337 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,240 but above all from the idea that you are now useless. 338 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:05,599 - Ah, useless? - Yes. 339 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,240 Instead think about how much nerve you have. 340 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,280 Come here, with your Copahu balm... 341 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,359 - [sniffs] - ...you infested the whole bar. 342 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640 Really? 343 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,960 And your beautiful cards. 344 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,720 It's all truly exceptional, but it's not enough. 345 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,200 My collaborator is out there with one of your students, is that enough for you? 346 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,839 [romantic music in the background] 347 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,000 [Alfonso] I understand you anyway, because my father... 348 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,040 in short it was... he is a very difficult person. 349 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,400 Listen, but is your father... him? 350 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:39,960 Yes. 351 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,680 Ok, can I ask you something? 352 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,760 Mh, mh. 353 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,200 Are you among these sons too? 354 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,840 Let's say, not really... 355 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,320 Among other things, the "s" should not be read because it's just me. 356 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,960 - Anyway, no, not really. - Ah, too bad... 357 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,880 Why sin? 358 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,280 No, because... 359 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,560 Since with men it's always been bad, 360 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,920 maybe I thought that... 361 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,040 A professional like you could you help me with that problem. 362 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,920 In my opinion you should scan the QR code to see our services. 363 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,720 Because in the course they always say to discover themselves, right? 364 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,640 - Well yes. - In my opinion, there are a few things 365 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,000 which must be done in two. 366 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,520 With you. 367 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,080 For example. Yes. 368 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,560 - What are you doing tomorrow evening? - Hmm? 369 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,640 - [laughs] - Tomorrow evening? 370 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,720 Mh. 371 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,480 Eh... I'm free. 372 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,480 - [Alfonso] Good. - [Beatrice] You too? 373 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,560 - [Alfonso] Yes. - [Beatrice] Ok. 374 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,920 [Beatrice] Tomorrow... evening. 375 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,120 A refined woman like you, with that shit? 376 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400 It's a gift. 377 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,120 Ah, he must really love you. 378 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,680 She's rude. Is it tarot? 379 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,480 - Like you. - I don't collect. 380 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,640 There's nothing wrong with fake things, if they are fake for fun. 381 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,320 If you don't expect the truth. 382 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,960 Go away and don't show up again. 383 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,480 It's hard, honey. This is my habitat. 384 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,840 With permission. 385 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,440 [rhythmic music in the background] 386 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,240 I'll munch on you like a peanut, Bremer. 387 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,480 - [rhythmic music in the background] - [sound of pain] 388 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,640 [sighs] 389 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,840 Mr. Bremer, you may come in. 390 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,400 Oh, thanks. 391 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,080 Ninni, sorry for the short notice, but something happened... And who are you? 392 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,360 - You must be Giacomo Bremer. - Yes. 393 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,400 Hi, I'm Michele Ravallo, I'm replacing Ninni. 394 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,200 How do you replace Ninni? And where did he go? 395 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,680 Ninni is on her honeymoon. 396 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,560 - Oh. - Yes, yes. 397 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,720 He got himself framed from the twenty-year-old Ecuadorian. 398 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,000 And when will he return? 399 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,240 I'm afraid you'll have to visit me today. 400 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,600 What do you know about my medical records? 401 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,160 But are you joking? Giacomo Bremer, you are a legend here, 402 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,080 he is an idol for everyone, a case study. 403 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,880 I did my master's thesis on his path. Undress that... 404 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,560 - Yes. - Let's do a quick check. 405 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,160 - So... - [sighs] 406 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,880 - Wait, huh. - Don't worry. 407 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,960 The underwear... Wait a minute. 408 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,280 Oh well. Exceptional. But he knows it anyway. 409 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,680 Think that as a child instead of Peter Pan, they called me Peter Pack. 410 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,680 Because Peter... Peter, Giacomo, what does it have to do with it? 411 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,080 - Eh... - Ah, well, by the way 412 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,120 of the size of the penis, of course. A play on words, yes. 413 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,040 Sorry if I was abrupt before, eh, 414 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,080 but for me Ninni is like a lighthouse in the night. 415 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,160 Oh well, when love calls anyway, 416 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,400 I'm coming too since our honeymoon, recently. 417 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,960 Ah! I'm glad to hear it. 418 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,000 Are you also a twenty-year-old Ecuadorian? 419 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,640 No, in my case I'm forty. 420 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,600 Forty-year-old... Sardinian. He is from Olbia. 421 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,040 Ah, here, from Olbia. 422 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,320 Alright, that's enough, eh. Treasure. 423 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,120 So, the situation I guess she knows, 424 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,320 which is triorchid. 425 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,040 - I mean, I... - Three testicles, yes. 426 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,000 Like Godfrey of Bouillon, but it's extraordinary. 427 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:12,120 Let's say it's good news in a moment it will be clear how to treat it. 428 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,520 - Now we'll do some tests. - Why? 429 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,480 Well, to understand when and how to remove it... 430 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,560 Are you crazy? 431 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,920 Look, it's only a vestigial thing... 432 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,240 It might even cause them in the long run the impot... 433 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,320 Don't say the word! 434 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,720 But did you understand what work I do? 435 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,960 It's optional, huh. A triorchid gigolo. 436 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,560 But among the ladies it becomes an argument of conversation, of curiosity. 437 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,360 - Sure... - Forgive the French, 438 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,200 but with the dick that I get the ball taken away. 439 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,840 - Bye dear. - Until we meet again. 440 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,960 Bye, bye, bye. 441 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,360 [rhythmic music in the background] 442 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,160 [Marcus Aurelius] BremerandSons. But what is this stuff? 443 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,240 How do you come up with the idea of ​​coming here? 444 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,200 With these flowers, they notice you! 445 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,640 Here is my life, my course. 446 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,800 I pay a lot of attention not to bother you, 447 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,600 not to enter into your private life. You do the same to me. 448 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,320 Rossana Astri, the woman who takes care of everyone, 449 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,960 but who takes care of Rossana Astri? 450 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,560 Marcus Aurelius Coregon. 451 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,360 The very married director of the Family Wave, apparently. 452 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Exact. 453 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,400 - You didn't answer me. - [sighs] 454 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,040 - What is this? - Eh. Gigolo. 455 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,640 - Gigolo? - Mm. 456 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,720 - Should I worry? - Come on, don't be an asshole. 457 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,680 It's just that I'm crazy about you. 458 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,880 Is this true? 459 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,400 Oh well. 460 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,440 It is true? 461 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,880 Well. 462 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,400 Come on, let's hurry, I only have half an hour. 463 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,600 Then I have to go and pick up Antonluca at five-a-side football. 464 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,720 [verses] 465 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,800 [melancholic music in the background] 466 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,000 It's just a wardrobe change, no big deal, right? 467 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,160 Why don't you speak? 468 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560 Here, good. 469 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,200 It's better if you don't say anything. 470 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,360 Two flutes of champagne? 471 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,280 Are you still here? There's no beating around the bush tonight. 472 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,360 I had to come back because... 473 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,320 It seems a very skilled woman has arrived, who stole all my clients from me. 474 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,280 A Bremer knows which battles to choose. 475 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,840 And I choose to ask you out with me. 476 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,440 [waiter] You're welcome. 477 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,840 I like you, but you're not my type. 478 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,680 Wait. 479 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,880 We want to take off our masks and tell us what we are? 480 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,160 [verse] 481 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,960 Still awake? What are your thoughts? 482 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,640 Let's say I had a day full of emotions. 483 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,200 You are saddened by the death of the male, I understand you. 484 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,280 But we have to react. 485 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,520 Listen, do you want to hear something? 486 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Give me your hand. 487 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,680 Oh. She will speak too of the death of the male, 488 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,360 but you feel more alive here than ever! 489 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,200 - Are you crazy? - No! They are triorchids. 490 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,840 - Meaning what? - I have three balls! 491 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,920 The nut has dropped. 492 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,320 This is the body that rebels to the idiocies heard today. Touch! 493 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,840 But what to... You must not touch me! 494 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:03,200 But let's go! They are natural things. I'm your dad. 495 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,320 Have you gone to a doctor? 496 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,520 Certain. Everything is fine. 497 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,120 Alfonso this ball changed me perspective, like Brunelleschi. 498 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,200 That of perspective it was Piero della Francesca. 499 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,080 If I want to recover customers, I have to make Rossana collapse. 500 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,800 What are you going to do? 501 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,240 I invited her to dinner here tomorrow night. Come, take a seat. 502 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,680 - Yes. - Sit down. Put yourself here. 503 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,720 He wants to erase men, but he hasn't stopped for years. 504 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,080 Like your Margherita. 505 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,240 Because you always have to put finger in the wound? 506 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,200 - Anyway, it's over with Margherita. - Ah, good. 507 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,080 I'll tell you more. I have an appointment tomorrow. 508 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,080 Already a customer? 509 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,920 Yes, that girl that we met at the course. 510 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,120 Well done, pea! 511 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,280 We have to solve this thing of physical contact! 512 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,560 Because you touch yourself and you touch me and it bothers me! 513 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,360 - Okay, but do you get paid? - I do not know. I do not know. 514 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,200 - [sighs] - You go back to being a gigolo. 515 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,480 I have three balls. 516 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,480 To Rossana, where the fuck are you going! 517 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,520 [The Hives: "Early Morning Wake up Call" in the background] 518 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,560 [Rossana] Everything will go according to plan. 519 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,320 We will succeed in destroying the Bremer. 520 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,080 You were good with that simpleton Alfonso. 521 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,400 Thank you, Rossana, count on me. 522 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200 HI.